We asked 10 five-year old kids to tell us about their mommies. We hope their response reminds you of simpler times when moms were more than a Hallmark Holiday.
Neely: If mom’s not happy, nobody’s happy.
Meghan: When your mother is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” it’s best not to answer her.
Sarah: Moms actually do have eyes in the back of their head. Mine sees everything.
Joanna: Every time I complain to my mom that I’m bored, she tells me to go clean my room.
Joe: If mom says “no,” she means it. If dad says “no,” it means maybe.
Jamie: No matter what I do, my mom can always tell when I’m lying.
Morgan: When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
Tiffany: You should not pick your nose because your mom will SCREAM!!!
Christie: If your mom picks your clothes and you dislike them, tell her they don’t fit.
Amber: If your mom’s asleep, trust me – don’t wake her up.
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